i have decided that i need people to come over to my house every week. i am highly motivated to clean my house when such things happen, and i REALLY LIKE IT when it's clean.
and for some reason, when it's like this, i just keep thinking of that scene in poltergeist where the little lady says "this house is...clean."
(she was wrong, of course, but that's okay.)
when they say that corelware won't break? they lie. broke one today in spectacular fashion. good times.
the most exciting thing i've heard about 3rd trimester so far: in our childbirth class DVD (which is an entire class that we can watch in our bed, which i just think is AWESOME), the instructor went over the six signs of oncoming labor (as in 2-4 weeks before baby decides to say hi to the world). one of them?
she said, and i quote, "you can test it out, ladies. you can eat for three days straight and your weight will do nothing."
can i get an AMEN?
things i know for sure: baby girl is not coming in the next 2 to 4 weeks, because that scale is nothing close to stabilized. oddly, this makes me very, very, very happy.
and i can't wait to cheeseburger it up when it does stabilize. love it. love it. love it. seems only fair, you know? you're about to do the hardest work of your life. you ought to be able to pack it in beforehand. like carbloading before a marathon. :)